I love thinking of quirky gift ideas, and I really love giving unique gifts. I really liked giving you spekuloos and sharing that wonderful sweet treat with as many people who have never tried it as possible–you kiddos at Cornell, Mike, Cornea, Andre, his friend Annie. Likewise, I try to get symbolic gifts like the crossbow, white BC/sperm/egg microbes, hamster ball, check/penny/marble/treasure box, flowers at the weed window, manzana from spanish harlem, laughing monkey for daddy…because I can’t draw amazingly beautiful cards like you can and do.

still, when do i draw the line and stop buying gifts to buy people’s affection?

i have so many gift ideas and i don’t know which ones to buy.